Just kidding. No biggie. A few boats adrift, some dock damage. A couple surfers had to be rescued. If anyone has any photos of the event, send them our way!
Oh man, that’s siiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. Check it, y’all.
Says the guy who’s gray, bald and featureless. Cheers, anon. -Ricky
I sometimes cross the street to avoid the Green Peace canvassers. You guys?